Smoked Pear Tipple Topper

Discontinued :(

Tipple Toppers get topped off. Turns out paying $8 for a few pieces of dehydrated fruit wasn’t as enticing as initially anticipated. Oops.

Discontinued :(

Tipple Toppers get topped off. Turns out paying $8 for a few pieces of dehydrated fruit wasn’t...

Discontinued :(

Tipple Toppers get topped off. Turns out paying $8 for a few pieces of dehydrated fruit wasn’t...

💀 R.I.P 💀

Smoked Pear Tipple Topper

Gone.

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A slice of the Smoked Pear Tipple Topper, ice and hot ginger beer. The perfect combination.
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I have a few old pears in my fridge - why would I pay my hard earned dollars on these flamboyant garnishes?

Dehydrated fruit garnishes add an additional depth of flavour - fresh might have more of an aroma, but dehydrated holds an extra intensity of flavour, to further compliment a premium drinking experience.

Are there any additives or preservatives - or are they just plain ol' pears?

The only ingredients are dehydrtaed pears, vegetable gum (thickening agent) and Applewood smoked water.

Where are these juicy pears grown?

We source our oranges from sunny Queensland. We then chop them up, suck out every last drop of moisture from the poor souls and trap them in these award winning designed pouches. Yes our packaging wins awards and yes we are losers who brag about this fact.

Were any pears harmed in the making of these beverage garnishes?

Many many many pears were harmed during the making of these garnishes. But please be rest assured these pears perished doing what they love - getting chopped up, having every ounce of moisture sucked out of them and then set on fire. They were particularly kinky pears.

Who is the most physically attractive Australian politician?

None of them.

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