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Dead Drink Department

Fallen soldiers, we hardley knew yee. Recently deceased drinks, raise your glass.

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Distiller's Tonic 180ml x 24

$60 AUD

Fancy Lemonade 180ml x 24

$60 AUD

Dirty Tonic Water 180ml x 24

$60 AUD

Holy Grapefruit Lo-Cal Soda 300ml x 24

$78 AUD

Holy Grapefruit Lo-Cal Soda 330ml Cans x 24

$68 AUD

Lemon Sparkling Water 330ml x 24

$50 AUD

Guava Sparkling Water 330ml x 24

$50 AUD

Nectarine Sparkling Water 330ml x 24

$50 AUD

Smoked Pear Tipple Topper

$8 AUD

Salted Lime Tipple Topper

$8 AUD

Chilli & Lime Spiced Pineapple Tipple Topper

$8 AUD

Blood Orange Tipple Topper

$8 AUD

Frequently Asked Questions

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Are your products Vegan and/or Gluten Free?

Yes. Because our products are soft drinks, they generally don’t eat any animal products or gluten at all. They also, thankfully, don’t contain any.

Are your ingredients locally sourced?

Approximately 97% of our ingredients are grown, made or produced in Australia. The obvious exceptions being certain extracts or specialty ingredients like Yuzu juice. But we have a friend of a friend who just put in (two!) Yuzu trees so we should be sorted for a few Yuzus by the year 2035.

Where are your products made?

Our products are all made in regional Victoria, near the Macedon Ranges. We picked that spot because the water is pure, the cows seem happy and we think it will make a nice place to see out the rest of the apocalypse.

What mixed packs do we offer?

This is quite possibly the simplest question in the history of questions to answer, scoot your cute little butt over to our 'Mixed Packs' section for a wide selection of our finest pre-packaged multi-pack offerings.

How long will an order take to process?

We aim to get all online orders out within 2 business days. As drinks are a heavy, bulky item – delivery times can vary. Usually 2-3 days for most metro areas and up to a week for regional areas.

I placed my order today, why isn’t it at my house yet?

Such a great question. Einstein showed that nothing that has a mass will ever surpass the speed of light – and especially not tonic water driven around by a subcontracted delivery driver in a 1997 Isuzu Van. Be patient friend, your drinks will arrive – hopefully in one piece……

Can I modify or cancel my order?

Yes, but time is of the essence friend! The sooner you can let us know, the sooner we can go and talk to the carrier pigeons currently getting ready for the long flight to your house. Send us an email to info@strangelove.com.au with your order number and what you would like to amend.

Can I mix and match different flavours?

Click on over to our 'Mixed Pack' section and check out our pre-packaged range of options. Otherwise, if nothing there tickles your fancy or you are deathly allergic to some ingredients, send an email to info@strangelove.com.au and we will see what we can do for you. No promises though, it really depends if our e-commerce manager Vincenso is in a good mood (it helps if you call him pretty in the email).

Infrequently Asked Questions

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Will I ever find true love?

True love is an outdated concept, a myth, a pipe dream sold by big Pharmaceutical companies for profit. StrangeLove recommends saving the heartache associated with costly divorce litigations and 50/50 custody arrangements - by simply enjoying the fact that dying alone is the best option we have in this modern world.

What is the meaning of life?

Pretty existential question to be asking a soft drink provider, but here goes. We think that the meaning of life, is to find meaning in life. And to purchase exorbitant amounts of soft drinks from this website, obviously.

Can you write me a poem?

Sure... Roses are red. Violets are blue. Garlic bread. Blink 182.