Dirty Tonic Water 180ml x 24

Discontinued :(

The world just wasn’t ready to drink dirt. A shame. But we get it.

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Dirty Tonic Water

Is dead.

Pairing notes

Pair with nothing.

Tasting notes

*401 ERROR*

Boring nutritional stuff

Don't even bother.

Ingredients

Your hopes and dreams before you procreated.

Serving Instructions

Serve over nothing, and garnish with nothing.

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Alyshia W.
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Dirty Tonic Water 180ml x 24
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Perfect mixer or on its own.
Has the perfect butter bite, that makes it a great mixer or perfect just straight up as is.
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Michelle C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
New to Spirits
As someone who is a bubbles drinker, thanks to StrangeLove Dirty Tonic, I am learning to appreciate Gin!
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Abby S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Once you go dirty, you’ll never go back
Dirty is my all time fave tonic water now. All other G&T’s just taste sub-par without it. It’s a blessing and a curse. Officially can’t live without it.
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Karin K.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Bogan Road Distillery Gin and Tonic
The Strangelove Dirty Tonic goes really well with our London Dry Style Bogan Road Gin. Best combo yet!
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Susan D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Dirty tonic water
I found it absolutely beautiful with gin, I think I would even drink it without the gin
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Yuk! This tonic water has dirt in it! Please explain immediately before I alert my 231 Facebook friends via a lengthy, scathing social media post.

Step away from the keyboard noble warrior. Dirty tonic derives it's filthy appearance from using raw, unrefined cinchona bark which is completely safe to ingest. In fact, this is the only tonic water on the market which uses raw cinchona (rather than an extract). Bet you feel silly now, huh?

Why would I choose Dirty Tonic over other your other tonic waters?

We get it. We make too many tonic's. It's kind of annoying. And confusing. Each tonic in our portfolio exist for a very specific purpose and caters to either a unique craft spirit pairing experience or customer need. Dirty Tonic was an exercise in stroking our own egos, we wanted to bring something experimental to drinkers that had never been done before. The result being the first tonic water to use raw, earthy unrefined cinchona bark. You're welcome.

Are your products Vegan and/or Gluten Free?

Yes. Because our products are soft drinks, they generally don’t eat any animal products or gluten at all. They also, thankfully, don’t contain any vegans (or animal products).

Where are your products made?

Our products are all made in regional Victoria, near the Macedon Ranges. We picked that spot because the water is pure, the cows seem happy and we think it will make a nice place to see out the rest of the apocalypse.

Are your ingredients locally sourced?

Approximately 97% of our ingredients are grown, made or produced in Australia. The obvious exceptions being certain extracts or specialty ingredients like Yuzu juice. But we have a friend of a friend who just put in (two!) Yuzu trees so we should be sorted for a few Yuzus by the year 2035.

Is my father ever going to return after 'ducking out' for a pack of cigarettes in 1984?

Sorry to be the barer of bad news, but he most likely ran off and started a new family - with a woman more physically attractive than your mother, who produced more successful offspring than you. Let him go.

How's the gas mileage on a 1973 Holden Torana?

45 litre / 11.9 U.S. gal / 9.9 imp. gal.

How do you pronounce Elon Musk's son's name?

X Æ A-12, pronounced as 'Jeff'. Obviously.