Lime and Jalapeño Lo-Cal Soda

As tempting as it is to simply state ‘ Lime Soda is lime-flavored soda’ we could probably provide you with a little more detail about this particular lime soda. Fresh lime juice, combined with crisp Australian carbonated water, a touch of cane sugar (approx 4g per 100ml) to carry flavour and finally a kick of jalapeño pepper to remind you that you are, in fact, still alive.

StrangeLove Lo-Cal Soda is not touted as a health drink. We don’t claim to fix your gut, fix your porous skin, fix your attention deficit disorder and it most definitely won’t fix your marriage. It's a soda formulated with a flavour first - sugar second - mindset. Containing 4g of sugar per 100ml (or 12g per serve), around 53 calories per serve and using only natural, locally sourced ingredients, it's a more considered soda made for the culinary minded. While it's not a health drink, it is a healthier alternative to full-sugar or diet soft drinks.

Simply add any quality tequila or mezcal for the simplest marg this side of Tijuana.

You can actually mix anything with spirits if you try hard enough. The light carbonation and clean mineral profile make it a perfect pairing with premium spirits, or as a refreshing standalone drink.

oh you want minerals? You want the minerals? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MINERALS. Outdated 90's movie references aside, you actually can handle the minerals. They are quite good for your insides. Our mineral waters contain the following; Calcium 19 mg/L, Magnesium 24 mg/L, Sodium 25 mg/L, Potassium 15 mg/L, Chloride 57 mg/L, Bicarbonate 170 mg/L, Silica 10 mg/L, Sulphates 5 mg/L. Yum yum.

Yes. Because our products are waters, they generally don’t eat any animal products or gluten at all. They also, thankfully, don’t contain any.

Approximately 97% of our ingredients are grown, made or produced in Australia. The obvious exceptions being certain extracts or specialty ingredients like Yuzu juice. But we have a friend of a friend who just put in (two!) Yuzu trees so we should be sorted for a few Yuzus by the year 2035.

This is quite possibly the simplest question in the history of questions to answer, scoot your cute little butt over to our 'Mixed Packs' section for a wide selection of our finest pre-packaged multi-pack offerings.

We source our Mineral Water from the lush natural springs of the Macedon Ranges, in Country Victoria. Why did we choose this particular spot to source this pristine Mineral Water? Because the grass was green, the sky blue, and the cows looked happier than us. Oh and the naturally occuring trace mineral profile was a pretty good selling point too.

A very fair question. Our Mineral water contains....*drum roll* Minerals. The rocks, streams and our dear friend mother nature naturally infused this water with all the good stuff, so all we had to do was thieve it from a stream and chuck it in a fancy can.

Still water is still. No bubbles, no fizz, and generally lacking in personality. Whereas its sparkling counterpart is all drama. Bubbles, pops, fizz, lets your mouth know it has arrived and is here to party.

We offer a vibrant range of flavoured sparkling waters including:

Yuzu Sparkling Water

Peach Sparkling Water

Tangerine Sparkling Water

Pineapple Sparkling Water

Each blend is lightly carbonated and made with natural fruit extracts, with no added sugar, sweeteners or artificial ingredients.

Our naturally flavoured carbonated spring water contains a light infusion of natural flavours (oils, juices and extracts), no sugar and no artificial sweeteners. Soda on the other hand usually delivers a more intense flavour, and is complimented with either sugar or artificial sweeteners to achieve the desired flavour profile. Flavoured carbonated water is seen as the healthier alternative to soft drinks, and is a great substitute when you are looking to reduce sugar or sweetener intake.

Yes, StrangeLove offers still and sparkling water in a 350ml glass bottled format - ideal for single serves or table water. Alternatively, still, sparkling and flavoured

We scoured the nation sipping from every pond, stream and puddle we could find before settling on the highly alkaline mineral water of country Victoria's Macedon Ranges. With a clean, smooth and luxurious mouthfeel and naturally occuring trace mineral profile, some customers have stated that this water is ''The best mineral water ever.'' And as they say, the customer is always right.

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True love is an outdated concept, a myth, a pipe dream sold by big Pharmaceutical companies for profit.

StrangeLove recommends saving the heartache associated with costly divorce litigations and 50/50 custody arrangements, by pouring all of your energy into making fantastically delcious drinks instead.

Pretty existential question to be asking a soft drink provider, but here goes. We think that the meaning of life, is to find meaning in life. And to purchase exorbitant amounts of soft drinks from this website, obviously.

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