StrangeLove Drinking Socks - StrangeLove

StrangeLove Drinking Socks

Drinking socks are best used when getting on the plonk, piss, tinnys, grog or goon. StrangeLove Beverage co. takes no responsibility for any drinking session(s) partaken in without the proper use of drinking socks.

White/Red

US 8-11

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Socks

Jacquard & embroidered sports socks. 100% Cotton Jacquard Logo on the foot, stripes and StrangeLove logo emblem embroidery on outside ankle. Unisex, sized US 8-11.

Sizing

Unisex, sized US 8-11.

Product Reviews
StrangeLove Reviews

My feet are unusually large/small will these socks fit me?

If you are an adult human, these versatile and stretchy socks will most likely fit your foot.

But but but they don't fit my freakishly large/small foot!? What do I do?

If incorrect sizing of merchandise occurs, the item/s must be returned in their original packaging with no damage or marks and in original condition for an exchange to be issued. Should any of the above apply, please reach out to us via the contact page where our team will be happy to advise further.

*Please note, this does not include change of mind or incorrect ordering.
*All items are replaced like for like and are non-transferable.

I was wearing these socks and slipped over, now my family won't stop caling me 'slippy longstockings'. I want to return these immediately.

We would unfortunately consider that a change of mind or incorrect ordering and you will have to live with the concequences of your actions. As per the image you could alternatively use the socks as a drink holder...just don't drop it and then email us about your broken soda. You're giving off clumsy vibes to be honest.

Will these socks help me pick up chicks?

Defnitely not. Try some Dirty Tonic instead ;)

These socks have made me so cool, that I cannot keep up with all the super cool friends I have recently made. What do I do?

Try farting very loudly at innapropriate times (think Weddings, Christenings, Bar Mitzvahs). This strategy should stop you getting invited to any important social events in the future.

How do I use the socks?

Put your best foot forward.