Peach Sparkling Water 330ml x 24

Despite a dignified reputation amongst their own kind, peaches were horrified to learn that humans had been using their likeness - a peach emoji - as a lewd depiction of a rear end. This sparkling water with hoity-toity peach flavours and a gold can, is the first step on the road to peach redemption.

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Peach Sparkling Water

Fragrant Peach extracts lightly infused into crisp Australian Carbonated water, proving that the peach is all class and no ass.

Drinking notes

An afternoon delight for when it's too late for coffee, but too early for a tipple and you have the urge to spend an obscene amount of money on a single beverage. Alternatively, use as a zero-sugar mixer with premium white spirits for a DIY seltzer situation

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Available exclusively at Selected Woolworths stores, or right here, on this very website.

Tasting notes

Australian spring water, delicate peach extracts.

Boring nutritional stuff

0.0 grams of sugar & 2 calories per serve. No sweeteners. Natural flavours.

Ingredients

Carbonated Water, Natural Flavours.

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Product Reviews
StrangeLove Reviews

How much sugar is in my flavoured sparkling water?

Zero. Zip. Nada. None. Nil. Nought. Nothing. Zilch.

Ok, then they must contain nasty artificial sweeteners or stevia destined to erode my vital organs?

Nope. We don't use that stuff in any of our drinks. Turns out flavours other than 'harsh chemicals' exist. Who knew!

Well, then why do they taste delightful? There must be a catch.

No catch. We are just really really clever (and humble) and extracted hi-spec essential oils from citrus and fruits, to achieve a light, tip of the tongue refreshing flavour infusion. Now stop asking so many annoying questions and add to cart already.

What is the meaning of life?

We think that the meaning of life, is to find meaning in life (through spending disposable income on fancy drinks.)

My boyfriend said I have 'an ass like a peach' - is this a good thing?

As we are a company run by rapidly ageing millenials, we are not up to date with the latest 'lingo' but Urban Disctionary provided the following: peach ass is an area of the buttocks near the anal orefest that is oddly covered in small hair that resembles peach-fuzz. So no. Not a good thing.

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