Booze Book Volume 1: Drinking Fast & Thinking Slow

BoozeBook: The ideal gift for the problematic people in your life. Inspired by the old 'hide the hip flask in the hollowed-out bible' trick, this faux self-help book opens to reveal something far more interesting than Jesus, a cocktail-making pack.

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BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

BoozeBook Volume 1: Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow

What's in the BoozeBook?

This book opens to reveal the elements to build a bittersweet, zesty and refreshing Very Americano cocktail. The pack includes a 250ml pouch  containing a delicious blend of Australian-made Marionette Bitter Curacao, Cocchi Vermouth Di Torino (a gorgeous Italian sweet vermouth) and Aperol, a 4-pack of 330ml Very Mandarin Lo-Cal Soda, and a 30g pouch of Blood Orange Tipple Toppers. 

Mixology

Pour 50ml from your booze pouch into a tall or short glass, with plenty of ice. Top with 150ml Very Mandarin Lo-Cal Soda & garnish with the Blood Orange Tipple Topper. The pouch contains 5 cocktails. 

Authors Notes

'Drinking Fast and Thinking Slow' provides wildly fabricated and unsubstantiated insights into whether thinking or drinking, hold a place in modern society at all.

Pairing Notes

Zesty Very Mandarin Lo-Cal Soda for a StrangeLove twist on the traditional and much-loved bitter and citrusy favourite, the Americano.

Boring Nutritional Stuff

Very Americano spirit pouch 16.4 % ABV // 3 Standard Drinks. See Very Mandarin Lo-Cal Soda for further nutritional information.

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Are your products vegan and/or gluten free?

Yes. Because our products are soft drinks, they generally don’t eat any animal products or gluten at all. They also, thankfully, don’t contain any vegans (or animal products).

Where are your products made?

Our products are all made in regional Victoria, near the Macedon Ranges. We picked that spot because the water is pure, the cows seem happy and we think it will make a nice place to see out the rest of the apocalypse.

Are your products locally sourced?

Approximately 97% of our ingredients are grown, made or produced in Australia. The obvious exceptions being certain extracts or specialty ingredients like Yuzu juice. But we have a friend of a friend who just put in (two!) Yuzu trees so we should be sorted for a few Yuzus by the year 2035.

Should I purchase this book for my mean old grandma who smells of spoiled feta and hits me with her walking stick?

Yes, by the sounds of it your grandma needs to sit down and enjoy a stiff drink.

Should I purchase this gift pack for my dad who left our family for his secretary when I was 6?

Wow, your dad sounds like a real ass. We recommend purchasing this book and dramatically placing it under the tree, followed by hours of sitting at the windowsill staring into the rain, sighing loudly and asking 'do you think papa will make it home for Christmas this year?'

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