The Passionfruit Lo-Cal Soda 300ml x 24

Making Passionfruit Great Again. We saved passionfruit from the culinary dustbin of kid's juice boxes to bring you an inspired celebration of tropicality. You're welcome.

Lo-Cal Soda

Making Passionfruit Great Again

The Passionfruit Lo-Cal Soda

Take your tastebuds on nostalgic trip down memory lane, to a time when the biggest climate change threat was your dad clipping you over the ears for adjusting the thermostat. Pleasantly tart passionfruit, now starring in our latest reimagined 'blast from the past' Lo-Cal Soda production.

Pairing notes

Pair this sublime soda chilled straight from the bottle with your mouth. Or if looking to pair, works delightfully with a shot of top-shelf vodka, vanilla vodka or white rum.

Tasting notes

Passionfruit, passionfruit and some more passionfruit.

Boring nutritional stuff

8.7 grams of sugar & 39 calories per 300ml serve. Natural Flavours.

Ingredients

Carbonated Water, Sugar, Passionfruit Juice, Natural Flavours, Food Acid (296, 330), Natural Colour (Beta Carotene)

Low Cal, Lo-Cal Soda

Lo-Cal sodas are naturally lower in sugar, without relying on sweeteners such as stevia or erythritol. They contain natural flavours and no preservatives. The Passionfruit Soda clocks in at only 39 Calories per serve.

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OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*buys urgently
Pasito soft drink is one of my favorite things, and even though I'm gay I hate how extra gay I sound when saying Pasito. Say it out loud, SEE! 'Strangelove passionfruit' sounds waaaaaaaay less gay. You guys rock.
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How do you keep the calorie count so low in these soda's?

We hired a bunch of unpaid interns to hand remove each granule of undesired sugar. But if the lawyers ask - we use smaller amounts of quality fruit extracts, oils, juices, herbs, spices and cane sugar to naturally achieve a lower sugar and calorie count compared to traditional soda's.

Do these soda's contain any artificial sweeteners, stevia or erythritol?

No, we tend to steer clear of additives we cannot pronounce.

Are your products Vegan and/or Gluten Free?

Yes. Because our products are soft drinks, they generally don’t eat any animal products or gluten at all. They also, thankfully, don’t contain any vegans (or animal products).

Should I wear purple crocs on a first date?

Only if you want to stay a virgin forever.

Is it normal to be sexually attracted to Grimace?

Yes.

I am really passionate about passionfruits, will I enjoy this soda?

This soda is so jam packed full of delcious passionfruit, you may in fact develop an addiction. If addiction to this delicious, more-ish soda occurs, please seek assistance from your parents in the form of financial compesation to attend one of those Lindsay Lohan style rehab centres in Malibu for a little therapy and vay-cay. Enjoy!

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