StrangeLove Still Mineral Water 350ml Bottle x24

Pristine Australian still mineral water.

Water doesn’t need to have air miles. Ours is sourced right here in country Victoria. Blended from two Australian artesian wells this fresh alkaline Mineral Water is the perfect palette cleanser. 300 million years in the making, 6 seconds in the drinking.

Pristine Australian still mineral water.

Water doesn’t need to have air miles. Ours is sourced right here in country Victoria. Blended from two Australian artesian wells this fresh alkaline Mineral Water is the perfect palette...

Pristine Australian still mineral water.

Water doesn’t need to have air miles. Ours is sourced right here in country Victoria. Blended from two Australian artesian wells this fresh alkaline Mineral Water is the perfect palette...

Mineral Water

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The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

The perfect palette cleanser

Still Mineral Water

Sourced from the Volcanic Highlands of central Victoria, this fresh alkaline still water is packed full of naturally occurring trace minerals. Crisp and refreshing - it's the perfect palette cleanser, available in premium, award winning glass bottled packaging. Holding this sublime drinking apparatus is guaranteed to show you are infinitely better than anyone who doesn't drink this water.

Pairing notes

Best paired with your parched mouth.

Boring nutritional stuff

See FAQ's below for a comprehensive breakdown of this Australian drinking waters impressive trace mineral profile.

Ingredients

Australian Mineral Water.

Very nice water

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What is the trace mineral profile of this mineral water?

TDS: 340 pH: 7.9 Calcium: 19 Chloride: 57 Bicarbonate: 170 Magnesium: 24 Potassium: 15 Silica: 10 Sodium: 25 Sulphates: 5

How is drinking alkaline water with a pH level of 7.9 going to improve my life exponentially?

Alkaline water has become a popular drinking water choice over the past few years. Some studies suggest that drinking slightly alkaline water — with a pH between 8 and 9 — can be beneficial for your health and can assist in preventing certain diseases. So yeah, it's good. Drink it.

Why is it important that I drink locally sourced water?

Water sourced locally contains less travel miles than our imported counterparts. Less miles = less impact on that thing called 'the environment' those hippies are always harping on about (just kidding - we love the environment - it gave us pet rocks and funny penguins). We aren't spouting that botted is better - but if you choose to drink bottled water, locally sourced has less of a negative impact than imported plastic counterparts.

Why should I drink canned water when I could just drink straight from the tap like a heathen?

Sure tap water has its perks, but this Mineral water contains...yep you guessed it...minerals that you can't get from regular ol' tap water.

HEY... where are my bubbles? You promised me bubbles. I am angry.

HR insisted we give the bubbles in this can the day off to spend with their kids. Even bubbles need down time.

Does this Mineral Water contain lactose?

No, it's just water. No cheese.

Was this water once famous?

Yes, due to extreme global warming we believe this bottled water contains remnants of the ice burg which sunk the Titanic.

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