When life gives you lemons — don’t make lemonade.
Find a juice press, have a zest fest, fill a pool with peels. Make history, make an entrance, make waves. Make a fortune hedging lemon futures on the international commodity exchange. Start squeezing squash and squish every last lemon you see. Make love, make art, make amends – make a tonne of margaritas. But above all make sure - you make life regret giving you lemons at all.